*fucks something serious up*
me: shit my bad
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet,
Fall Out Boy
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Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
how to lead a fulfilling life:
- lean wit it
- rock wit it
when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce